Showing posts with label Bonehead Moments. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bonehead Moments. Show all posts

Friday, April 30, 2010

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Urban Water Crossing

Something about the road didn't seem quite right on Thursday. It seemed unusually... shiny.


And it was moving.

I wondered briefly if perhaps sleep deprivation had finally caught up with me and if I'd be better off pulling over or seeing where this strange trip was going to take me.

Then a car coming towards me splashed through and I realized there was, in fact, water in epic quantities flowing across the road. I'm not sure what those construction workers did, but I'm guessing they messed up in a big way.

It didn't look terribly deep when the car has splashed it's way through, so I rode on, through the new, rushing, urban rapids and on towards destiny. That is to say, work. The water was deeper than I'd anticipated.

When I emerged from the flowing water, unscathed and mostly dry, it occurred to me that maybe, just maybe, riding through flowing water had been an incredibly stupid decision. For one thing, the water could have been hiding a multitude of hazards and, worse, I don't really know exactly how one goes about making a water crossing on a motorcycle. Especially a street bike.

So, what would you do faced with an unexpected water crossing? Or even an expected one. I know some of you are into that kind of thing.

Monday, February 15, 2010

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That Part Wasn't Supposed to Break

So last night I was tightening a bolt on the Triumph's oil pan when all of a sudden it got... looser. I did a quick mental check (righty-tighty, lefty loosey), and realized something was horribly wrong.


I reached over and pulled a nice sized chunk of metal off the motor. Awesome.


After a minor heart attack, I collected my wits and realized the bit that came off was apparently there just to hold on a small wire bracket keeping a cable out of the way of... I don't know. It's a very well-secured cable.


I'm sure I'll find out why it was there at an inopportune moment.

Friday, February 12, 2010

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Playing Musical Motorcycles before Sunrise

So I rolled the Triumph out of the garage today, and when I went back in to lock up, I noticed a new puddle of oil where the bike had been sitting.

Awesome.

Now, I could have taken the ET4 to work, but honestly, three days of riding that thing and I remember why I like fast bikes so much. And besides the GTS needed a run this week, right?

Unfortunately, getting the GTS out of the garage required shuffling all the bikes around. A bit of a pain. Anyway, bikes shuffled and put back in their proper spots, I got the garage closed up and hopped on the big Vespa.

It needed gas. Argh.

None of this is actually an issue (apart from the oil leak...), except it was too early in the morning for all this tomfoolery. Hopefully, moving motorcycles around will be the biggest problem I encounter today.